Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Cupcake Cones - the UNfail

I'm telling you guys, all this baking is not helping me *one bit* on my weight loss journey. That said, I'm still gonna do it.

I decided to use chocolate cake with a whipped cream "frosting."

CONES...FILLED & BAKED

First up, I decided that mini muffin tins would hold the cones better, so I loaded them up.


I filled a piping bag with cake batter, cut the tip off, and filled the cones. I got a little lazy near the end so the front left is lacking in the cake department.

Next I popped them in a 350°F oven for 19 minutes. When the timer went off, the skewer came out clean, so they were done.



While they cooled, I whipped up my frosting.

PIPING, SPRINKLING & THE FINISHED PRODUCT
Ingredients:
8 oz heavy whipping cream
1 Tbsp granulated sugar
1 tsp vanilla (I free-poured....I love vanilla!)

Instructions:
Whip until you can pipe it

I piped it on using a star tip.

Sprinkle.

Cherry.

Enjoy.


**Tip: Twist the end of the bag before filling to prevent it from dripping.

They look pretty deceiving, don't they? I'm calling that an UNfail!

Monday, May 6, 2013

Cupcake Cones

Summer is finally here. Parties are popping up everywhere....and for those of you with summer birthdays to plan, well good luck!

This is where we must decide if we are going to stick with the ideal outcome, or go with the convenient one. Your kid wants ice cream. You don't want to scoop it. You don't want messy kids. You don't want it all over your house. The solution you've all been waiting for is.....CUPCAKE CONES!

I really don't understand the fails on this one. Instead of filling a muffin cup, you fill an ice cream cone. Let's say you use a boxed cake mix.

Ingredients:
1 box of cake mix
Oil
Eggs
Water
Ice Cream cones
Frosting
Sprinkles

Instructions:
Bake it.
Cool it.
Frost it.
Eat it.


What is there to fail on?


Oh.
Well, I guess anything is possible...stay tuned for the UNfail!

Friday, May 3, 2013

Thumbprint Cookies - the UNfail

I made these for a party this weekend. They were (of course) a hit. I used marionberry jam for the filling. Next time I think I will try with the peach/mango/orange jam from Costo.

First I mixed the dough.

Then I rolled little balls, and placed them on the cookie sheet.

I guess I should really call my cookies indexfingerprint cookies though, because I prefer smaller cookies, my thumb would have been too big.

Next I popped them into the 350°F oven for 9 minutes (less time for smaller cookies).

When the timer went off, I took them out, transferred them to a cooling rack, and added the filling.

**Tip: If you are using jam or jelly, pop it into the microwave for 25-30 seconds, it makes it easier to spoon/pipe, and it leaves a nice shiny finish.

They aren't quite as uniform as I (miss OCD) would have liked, but I'm calling that an UNfail!

Thursday, May 2, 2013

Thumbprint Cookies

Thumbprint cookies (also know as "Th are probably one of the easiest "fancy" cookies to make. They are also very versatile. One simple, basic dough can be used with an endless supply of fillings. From jams and jellies, to cheesecake to chocolate to peanut butter, there is a thumbprint combination for everyone.

Every Christmas, my family likes to make the dough with peanut butter, and press a Hershey's Kiss into the cookie after it is removed from the oven. YUM.


Ingredients:
      1/4 cup packed brown sugar
      1/4 cup shortening
      1/4 cup butter, softened
      1/2 teaspoon vanilla
      1 egg yolk
      1 cup all-purpose flour
      1/ 4 teaspoon salt

Instructions:
Heat oven to 350°F. 
Beat brown sugar, shortening, butter, vanilla and egg yolk in medium bowl.
Stir in flour and salt.
Shape dough into 3/4-inch balls.
Place about 1 inch apart on an ungreased cookie sheet. 
Press thumb into center of each cookie to make indentation.
Bake 10 to 12 minutes or until light brown. Move to wire wrack.
Fill each thumbprint with about 1/2 teaspoon of desired filling.

Ready for the fails?


Stay tuned for the UNfail...

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Cupcake Wednesday

I love Spumoni. Ice cream. Candy. Cake. Cupcakes.
Whenever my family visits The Old Spaghetti Factory there is no question as to what kind of ice cream we want after our meals.
SPUMONI...a delicious combination of chocolate cherry pistachio. MMM.

For those of you out there who may be somewhat baking-challenged, here is a super easy recipe that people will make people think you are the complete opposite.

Italian Spumoni Cupcakes
Yield: 18 Cupcakes (I made 24)

Ingredients:

      1 box Betty Crocker® SuperMoist® white cake mix
      Water, vegetable oil and eggs called for on cake mix box
      3/4 of box (4-serving size) pistachio instant pudding and pie filling mix
      1/4 cup cherry juice (from jar of maraschino cherries)
      1 container (12 oz) Betty Crocker® Whipped chocolate frosting
      18 (or 24) whole maraschino cherries with stems

Instructions:
FINISHED PRODUCT
Heat oven to 350°F (325°F for dark or nonstick pans).
Place paper baking cup in each of 18 (or 24) regular-size muffin cups.
Make cake mix as directed on box; divide batter evenly into 2 bowls.
Add 3/4 box pudding mix to 1 of the bowls; mix well.
To other bowl, add cherry juice; mix well.
Divide one type of batter evenly among muffins cups. Divide other batter evenly over first.
Bake cupcakes and cool completely as directed on box.
Frost cupcakes with frosting. Top each with cherry.

**Tip: The pistachio batter will be thicker than the cherry batter. I prefer to add the pistachio layer first to the muffin cups because it is thicker, and then top with the cherry batter.


Tuesday, April 30, 2013

FAIL-proof Pie Crust

I like making pies. From scratch. Completely. Crust included.

I can just picture some of your reactions right now. Pie crusts are mean. They shrink. They burn. They crack. They taunt you.

Not everyone can be a whiz in the kitchen, but I'm here to help.

This is a tried and true, UNfailed recipe. No butter, means no temperature. Shortening doesn't taste as good as butter, but think how gratifying it will be when you show up at your next party or family gathering, with a pie made completely from scratch. Go ahead, picture the look on everyone's faces.

Ingredients:
      4 cups all-purpose flour, lightly spooned into cup
      1 tablespoon sugar
      2 teaspoons salt
      1 3/4 cup vegetable shortening at room temperature (do not use oil, margarine, lard or butter)
      1/2 cup water
      1 tablespoon white or cider vinegar
      1 large egg

Instructions:
In a large bowl, combine flour, sugar and salt. Cut in shortening until crumbly.

In small bowl, beat water, vinegar and egg. Add to flour mixture and stir until all ingredients are moistened. (I hate the word moist!)


Divide dough into 4 parts. Shape each piece into a round flat patty. Wrap each piece with plastic wrap and chill for 30 minutes. 

Dough will keep in refrigerator for 3 days, or in the freezer for up to a month. Thaw before using.

Lightly flour both sides of the dough patty, and roll out onto a lightly floured surface. Aim for 1/8" thick.

Roll dough onto rolling pin to transfer to pan. Smooth bottom, trim edges, and use fingertips to shape edges.


If you are planning on making a cream pie, dock the bottom (make tiny holes) using a fork to prevent the crust from bubbling up. Bake it at 375°F for 10 minutes. This is called blind baking.

If you are going to make a fruit or something like a pumpkin pie, fill and bake according to recipe.

And there you have it, a fail-proof pie crust to delight your family and friends.

Monday, April 29, 2013

There are bigger FAILS in the sea...

Have you ever felt like, no matter what recipe you try, you are bound to fail? Fear not, you will definitely (well, hopefully) NEVER fail as hard as these people.


Pizza implosion...

Burnt pasta...

Chewy cupcakes...

Eggs in the microwave...

Well done pizza...

Ham and cheddargoldfish?...



Spaghetti in a coffee pot...

Classic cake decorating...

Pizza explosion...

Hot pasta...

Partially glazed donut...

Electric kettle...

Tennis racket strainer...

Cupcakes?...

And my personal favorite.....metal in the microwave!





Thumper taught me, that if I don't have something nice to say, then I shouldn't say anything at all.

Which is really a rule to live by.

However, I have also heard that a picture is worth a thousand words...so maybe I will just leave you with that.